"Nymphomaniac" is in some circles considered a derogatory term these days. At least, that is what my college Human Sexuality textbook said. In other circles it is seen as a very sexy thing, not maladjusted, and that it just means that a woman wants sex all the time. Derogatory term or not, it is the subject of many fantasies...

Before I got married, I suspected I would be a nymphomaniac of sorts because my unfulfilled sex drive was so strong. However, I don't consider myself a nympho. There are actually plenty of days, a couple of days per week at most, where I'm like, "Meh, the sex was good yesterday, and today I'm okay not having sex." I kind of want to desperately want sex all the time. I usually want it, at least in a mild sort of way. Sometimes I am simply neutral towards it (though rarely would I actually NOT want it if propositioned).

Most of the time, I want it. I think I want it more than my husband wants it. I know I want more sex and sexual activity than I get, lately, what with him being in graduate school and playing enough WoW to rot entertain his active mind. It's like... I consider myself sexually satisfied, but I could handle more. I'm not suffering for lack, but more would probably make me even happier. I want him. I want to feel him on top of me. I want to pin him down as well.  I want to do it with him on the bed, on the couch, on the floor in a love nest, outside. I want to do it helpless and overcome by him. I want to overpower him with my ferocity. I want to do my hair differently and try on different attitudes. I want to be his servant, his equal partner (usually this), and his queen. I want to be his savage mate and his regal duchess. I want to feel his hot breath on my neck and his warm lips on my skin. I want to love him, to show him my love, to be wanted and made love to. I want him, and I want him badly.

Now, when that husband of mine comes home tonight, before he gets on the computer and zones out... he's ALL MINE!

With over eleven million players and counting, World of Warcraft is... d'oh... super popular. The odds are, even if you don’t play, you know someone who does. Some of us are unlucky lucky enough to have a spouse or significant other who plays WoW.

Since my husband plays WoW and I wanted to be able to understand and be part of his world, I played it too for nearly a year. I got a character to the maximum level, geared it up, and took part in fairly cutting edge endgame raiding.  I also collected about 75 ingame pets and over 50 mounts. You know how sometimes you realize that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you want to? That was WoW for me. I don’t play anymore, but my husband still does. Now, at least, I know what he’s talking about when he talks Warcraft stuff.

If you have a fairly serious player on your hands who is into raiding, you may have heard the sounds of boss fights ringing through your home. Between the instructions (and perhaps swearing) of other players in the raid heard over Ventrillo and the racket of spells and abilities going off, you may well have heard the shouts, taunts and battle cries of the boss they are fighting. If your WoW player is repeatedly wiping on the same boss, you may here the same shouts from the same boss, over and over... I don't know about you, but pretty soon I get annoyed and find myself mocking those bosses.

Time to take it to a whole new level.

Have you ever tried using one of these boss lines in bed? I did! Hilarity (rather than passionate awesomeness) ensued.  Sometimes I have a hard time staying serious when my husband wants me to dominate him. Hissing, “You are weak, powerless to resist my will!” is more funny than anything else when said with the perfect intonation of Lady Deathwhisper.

I have for your amusement compiled a list of boss quotes that could possibly, remotely, on on some occasions, be used in bed. I think a lot of these quotes would be more appropriate for a terrible mishap in bed, but that's all the better.

Interrogator Vishas (Scarlet Monastery)- 

“Tell me… tell me everything!”
“Naughty secrets!”

XT-002 Deconstuctor –

"I'm ready to play!"
"New toys? For me? I promise I won't break them this time!"
"I guess it doesn't bend that way."
"I... I think I broke it."

Illidan -

"You are not prepared!"

Moroes-

"Hmm, unannounced visitors, Preparations must be made..."
"Now, where was I? Oh yes..."
"I've gone and made a mess."
"How terribly clumsy of me..."
"I've longed for this."

Maiden of Virtue-

"Your behavior will not be tolerated."
"Cast out your corrupt thoughts."
"Impure thoughts lead to profane actions."
"This is for the best."
"Ah ah ah..."

Lady Deathwhisper-

“Enough! I see I must take matters into my own hands!”
“You are weak, powerless to resist my will!"
“This charade has gone on long enough.”

Blood Queen Lana’thel-

"Just a taste..."
"Can you handle this?"
"Is that all you got?"
"Here it comes."
"But... we were getting along... so well..."

Sindragosa-

"Aaah! It burns! What sorcery is this?!" (This would have been perfect when we tried that “warming” lube that I guess was just a little too strong for me.)
"Enough! I tire of these games!"

I know I'm probably leaving a few good ones out, but I'm really not familiar with bosses before the Wrath of the Lich King expansion. Are there any you would add?